Qwap

1)One's belongings
2)Random things owned by an individual
3)Stuff
4)"Crap" to a person with a lisp

What is this QWAP!!! ...or, get this QWAP up!!!...or, Why is your QWAP all over my walls?!?

by Jessica (A Beautiful Mind) May 20, 2008

qwar

To be qwardious; qwarred out; qwarbate; the act of being a scandelous asshole

*Suggested to implement "fucking" before the use of qwar (See example)


ref. fag

A: "Aw man, I just shit my pants"
B: "What the fuck?!, Your fuckin qwar"

by Matt H December 11, 2003

Qwap

The verbal punishment for saying the word "what" by itself or at the end of a sentence. A game comparable to that of ballgazer and The Game , where the real punishment comes in the feeling of total ownage when caught. On Mondays, qwappage results in 5 pushups, but beware of the FalseQwap .

Qwapper: "Hey Andrew, you'll never guess what I did this weekend!"

Qwappee: "What?"

Qwapper: "Qwap."

Qwappee: *does 5 pushups (but only if its Monday) and feels udderly defeated and demoralized until they qwap someone for themselves*

-ALSO APPLIES TO-

CleverQwapper: "Hey dude, guess what?"

SmarterQwappee: "Qwap."

CleverQwapper then becomes LoserQwappee and does the pushups if its Monday.

by Never The Qwappee April 21, 2011

Qwartle

A big blond beast with sacks that likes to burn shit infront of schools.

Originally discovered by the ancient Maori of Newzealand fear until this day raping the Integra

Sarel the Qwartle

by Dr. Stefan Nel June 23, 2004

Qwerping

a Sexual term that means when you attach a strap-on to your stomach and have anal and vaginal sex simotameously

Man I was Qwerping That Bitch

by Brian Seamen III May 10, 2009

qwerp

A quick emulsion of the word 'Queer' (MUST be said quickly). This is typically a fast response to anything homoerotic or expressive of love to the same sex. This is not an insult, in fact, it is a response two people can laugh about. Similar in use as saying 'Pause' after something homoerotic is said or done. Can also be said as any variation of 'Qwip', 'Quip', & 'Kwerp'.

Arin: Bro, how's my shirt look on me?
Marco: Looks great, man! I'd fuck you...
Arin: Qwerp!

or

Aaron: *tearfully accepting award* I'd like to thank my father. I love you dad!
Aaron's Dad: Qwerp!

by RyIlex July 11, 2016

Quarp

When something is inevitable and not a coincidence!

We broke up but I feel like it was quarp!

by amindlover August 24, 2016