Quiff

Another word for F**k

To be ticked off

"QUIFF THIS"
"I quiffing don't like this dude"

by Dudeboyguy August 23, 2011

Quiff

A modern, ridiculous excuse for a hairdo that only onedirection, boy band looking, self indulgent rat boys use to flaunt their utter stupidity.

In all seriousness, if this is what people consider "handsome" or "cool" now then that's very sad...

One direction and Justin Bieber being to blame again for it's popularity.

"What's that hairstyle?"
"It's called a quiff."
"... What an absolute silly scumbag..."

by spurstildeath January 5, 2014

quiff

What you'd call the sort of cowardly idiot who'd typically post their mildly amusing definitions on the Urban Dictionary

Did you read what that quiff just wrote? What a douche bag!

by Even quiffs need love October 4, 2006

quiff

a very huge blast that hits you with the force of a train that comes out a chicks pussy like a pussy fart

woa that quiff was powerful!

by randy kimmins June 18, 2005

quiff

A slang term for the female genitalia... some people confuse this word with with "queeb".

Did you get to see her quiff?

by qumbaala February 29, 2004

Quiff

when the poom poom farts. You know, them dutty gyals.

-".... oh damn bitch, that stinks!"
-"that borrito gave me the quiffs puto!"

by Spontaneous Combustion May 28, 2006

quiff

A fellow who goes about smelling girls' bicycle seats on hot summer days. {noun, Ontario slang from '50s}

Pete's not into dating, but he's the worst quiff in the school.

by Bernard Stein October 10, 2005