quidditch

N. A game of arousal between sexual partners. Either testicles or breasts are stimulated before, during, or after a "harry potter."

Jack and Jane played quidditch while Jane received a harry potter.

by ren-mai pasion June 30, 2006

Quidditch

A real man's sport

"I got hit in the head by a bludger playing quidditch!"

"Dude, that's wicked man!"

by sfscredence January 29, 2017

Quidditch

when you see someone or something exciting then you cum in your pants

OMG...is that CKell over there..I think I just did quidditch in my pants!!

by sharpie51 March 31, 2009

Quiddity

The conservative Xenogears know-it-all.

Also look up Mithrandir

by Joe October 3, 2004

Quibito

the libido of a quesadilla

My Quesadilla so good its quibito is sexy af.

by fukboitittilator September 27, 2015

Quidditch

Sexual act in which the male partner ejaculates through the septum ring or nostril ring of the female partner.

Damn baby I see u wit that new septum ring, lets play some quidditch

by The real 61 January 5, 2020

Quidditch

Harry was surprised when he boarded the train, that had been delayed for 4 hours, to be met by Andromeda, Hermione and Squeak Middlebum.

When Harry described how much he enjoyed football but he feared rich men were buying clubs and throwing away their money into vanity projects, Andromeda immediately described this profluent loss of money as ditching the quids. And so, the word quidditch was first uttered by Andromeda Tonks nee Black in 1990.

Squeak Middlebum went on to give Harry a bad case of Quidditch Pants in the summer of 2001.

JoKeR: Harry, my muse. I work hard to keep you in that cupboard under the stairs. STFU.

Harry: Heh! WoKeR. UD is not deatheater controlled.

JoKeR: Obliviate! WTF!

Harry: Quidditch pro quo.

by Option 22 February 4, 2020