Quiche

A simple, homely, or basic person or thing. It is often used to describe someone who clearly attempts to be extravagant, creative, and grandeur but is really about as plain as a bag of potatoes.

Student 1: She actually thinks Harry Styles wants her! HA!

Student 2: Please! She is way too quiche for him to even notice. Swerve.

by Boña December 11, 2013

Quiche

quiches are a type of food which is very plain and boring! what is good about a quiche they are only ever eaten because they are the last piece of food left. hense "your a quiche"

hahaha shauns a quiche!

by hensonboy September 8, 2010

Quiche

Someone passing out halfway through an afterparty.

Lewis Sparkes has Quiched out, Quiching out, Quiched.

by Quiche Club Leeds February 27, 2009

quiching

The act of inserting a student's class ring (primarily a high school class ring) into another student's rectum, possibly as a preliminary to other sexual activity.

Brian was quiching Sandy after school, in order to spread her open for later.

by Jordache DeWitt December 10, 2007

[Quiche]

To call someone a Quiche is to insult their body odour....cheese bacon etc
Also can include
"Quichey Beaver"
"Quichey Mammal"
"Quichey Hymen"

Quiche Quichey, Quicherella (female) Quiche (male)
"Ya quichey Hymen"
(calling the smell of the female area
"Ya beverey quiche" to call their faces and smalls

by AngelaaaQuiche January 18, 2009

Quiche

A white substance typically found in white peoples' hair.

Black Nigga: "Man what the... BILLY! You got fucking Quiche in your hair!"
Billy: "Bro I swear its snow!!!"

by YoooItsIgnac June 30, 2016

Quiche

Pie-like dish made with eggs, and followed by spinach, mushrooms or some other filling.

I don't like eggs so I guess I won't be having quiche for dinner.

by Saints October 17, 2003