faux queued

What happens when you get in what you think is the shortest line at the grocery store, but it turns out to take the longest, usually because the person ahead of you needs a price check, or wants to chat to the cashier.

You: "I think this line is going to take the least time"

Your shopping buddy: "No, man, this one is shorter"

ten minutes later:

You: "Dude, we have been faux queued."

by gingersmom July 4, 2009

Queed

As equal to Shart (to shit and fart at the same time) Queed is known to happen amoung females who pee and queef at the same time.

"So last night, i really had to go to the bathroom while he was.... doing his thing. and i totally queed!"

by Jordypooooo April 14, 2009

queed

A penis, or dick.

Can also be a queed suck.

Samantha gives good queed sucks.

by Sneaky Joe August 14, 2007

quezelbiggle

To make a decision on which queue to join based on the length of time it will take for the queue to move (ie finding and joining the fastest, but not necessarily the shortest queue).

In the supermarket there are several queues. Every time I go there I quezelbiggle to make sure I spend as little time as possible waiting in line.

by Rebecca Isaachsen April 20, 2008

Queazed

1: Throwing up or getting sick. Normally after drinking too much.

2: When someone spikes or drugs you without your knowledge of it. Normally resulting in a blackout.

"How queazed were you yesterday"

"I heard you got queazed at the party last night."

by ThePower April 19, 2015

Queued in

To be in the know about something, to know more about a subject than most.

He’s not queued in about ———.

by Lollollol12345123 July 10, 2021

Quebedeaux

Quebedeaux is a last name for only the most alpha males and females. Quebedeaux is a last name for people from louisiana and he or she has a lot of hoes and are the most attractive and social people you may ever meet. If you meet a Quebedeaux keep ‘em around they are royalty. some Quebedeaux’s are even cops and also very intelligent. they love hard but if that’s broken they won’t love again and it’ll always be f u after that. with that said don’t piss a quebedeaux off you’ll regret it. You were informed.

wow Quebedeaux is so attractive

by love in ahh January 6, 2022