Queefina the 1st

The secret love-child of Queen Elizabeth II and the famous drag queen Trixie Mattel, she was the first person to ever queef right after being born, hence her name Queefina. She is the secret founder of floptok and was born on April 20th, 1969. When she was 1 day old she was put up for adoption and was sent to Intercourse, Pennslyvania to live with a furry suit maker for a mother and a porn director for a father. She is now a furry porn director and still lives in Intercourse to this day.

"Who the fuck is Queefina the 1st?"
"The only good thing to come out of Queen Elizabeth's womb."

by Jerry McNoBitches November 28, 2022

David Queeringin

A fag who constantly denies it but loves sucking big sweaty black heat seeking moisture missiles, aswell as taking his father's dick up the ass. sometimes he likes to have fivesomes with his dad, mother, sister, and dog.

Oh god here comes David Queeringin, Sucking his dad.

by Donaldo_Trumpaldo May 9, 2017

Dairy queening

The art of dropping a poop in public in a swirl fashion. Preferably on a yard or hood of a car.

I'll bet you 5 dollars you wont be dairy queening on the hood of that Lamborghini.

by Squatcobbler69 August 1, 2018

queering it up

a phrase used to descibe what one does when one takes the fun out of something or kills the moment threw their actions and or what they say. Also applies to when one fails to be funny due to over thinking or poor delivery of joke. Can be used in present tense, past tense, and future tense. queering it up, queered it up, queer it up.

1. Chris: "Man Curt you really need to quit queering it up and let us play your damn COD4 account."

2 Chris: "Just make sure you don't queer it up again like last time."

3 Chris: "You really queered it up the other day when all the chicks left because you were being an ass."

by SFCM October 30, 2008

Queefing Chode

A chode which queefs. It usually effects those with a chodezilla.

I was at the party and all the sudden i heard a farting noise from this guys zipper. It was a queefing chode.

by The Chode Scientist January 13, 2009

Queefing

Does not necessarily result from intercourse - lack of muscle tone leads to this type of female fart. This also has been know to be a hobby for some folks in mastering the art of queefing.

As she was in the tub she found she could squirt water and air out of her pussy hole.

by Golden Pussy April 11, 2004

Queerin' for Sheeran

A grown heterosexual male who enjoys listening to Ed Sheeran music.

Geez! What's with Phil McKee always playing Ed Sheeran? Is he gay? No, he's just Queerin' for Sheeran.

by Phildoee69 January 6, 2020