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Qualcommer

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An employee of Qualcomm. This term is typically a derogatory term used to describe an employee who is perpetually idle and hides his/her laziness in the masses of the large corporation.

If you are an outstanding employee of Qualcomm, you are said to be "Employed by Qualcomm" instead of being a "Qualcommer".
Ricardo is a typical Qualcommer... He doesn't do anything but show up to meetings and nod his head.
by DannyAnnieBeauFanny January 31, 2009
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qualitits

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A term used for high quality breasts. Can be used to describe a nicely shaped rack.
Man, those qualitits are hot!
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"That's the shorthand description of a drum fill you hear on certain heavy metal albums--where the guy plays as many notes as he can on all of his thousand tom-toms before he ends with The Big Crash."

-Frank Zappa, The Real Frank Zappa Book
"For example--say I'm talking to Chad Wackerman. I'll tell him, 'The Quaalude Thunder goes here.'"

-Frank Zappa, The Real Frank Zappa Book
by Prefect February 22, 2009
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(pronoun) describes something that is quality or extremely well produced, made, done, etc. but in the rawest most effective manner possible; near perfect
This brand new stereo, pot, and room full of lesbians having an orgy and wanting me to join in is pure quality.
by Matt March 15, 2005
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Quality House

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Quality House is the pinnacle of drink mixing technology crafted by the gods. First you take Motts applesauce (must be Motts otherwise it wont be a solid and might actually be possible to drink) and mix it with Bacardi rum. Then you find any two flavors of Izzy lying around your house and add those in. The final step, and arguably the most important, is to shot gun a beer into your face and completely ruin someone's bathroom by short circuiting their electrical outlets. The smell of burning plastic is VERY important as it adds to the ambiance of the moment.
It is also important to mention that Quality House can also be operative as an adjective (ie. The women love my dick it is so Quality House, or, This quality house is so Quality House (I see wat u did thar (holy shit parenthesis in parenthesis in parenthesis)).)
by Purple Drank Fried Chicken August 21, 2009
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Qualintivity

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A mixture of both quality and quantity.
Dude, that CorporateDrives.com website is all about qualintivity. Such quality products in bulk!
by Corporate Drives February 18, 2009
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