Sticking your wang in somebody's ear. It's a very good threat for situations where you're very upset over something that doesn't really matter (sports, driving). Using this one will help calm you down because you can't help but laugh to think about it. It's somewhat of a put-down to yourself to say it, but just think how surprised people will be to see that your penis is actually much too large to enter anyone's ear!
by Tex Nate October 02, 2007
by Angie December 17, 2002
by barefoot October 26, 2006
Similar to the cotton swab ... a Q-tip is when you gradually, but unexpectedly, insert your penis into a woman's hatchet wound with your underwear still on.
by Glimpze740 July 11, 2008
by Carrie Anderson May 09, 2006
by Leon February 27, 2003
Basically just an ear dildo... I don't even know, I just inhaled Splenda through my nose and it burns like shit... What is life, honestly?
Human Being: *Cleans out ears with Q-tip remaining ignorant to the fact that cleaning your ears with a Q-tip actually just pushes the ear wax back and not cleans it*
OR:
Me: *Opens bag of Splenda*
Splenda: *Sprays wildly in the air*
Me: *Breathes*
Splenda: *Flies directly into my nose*
Me: *rolls around on the ground in pain*
Salesman: Here's a Q-TIP, good for every occasion! For cleaning your ears, makeup, keyboards, and much MUCH more!
Me: Q-tips aren't used for cleaning Splenda out of your nose
Salesman: Excuse me, let me do my job!
Me: Excuse me, do it right!
OR:
Me: *Opens bag of Splenda*
Splenda: *Sprays wildly in the air*
Me: *Breathes*
Splenda: *Flies directly into my nose*
Me: *rolls around on the ground in pain*
Salesman: Here's a Q-TIP, good for every occasion! For cleaning your ears, makeup, keyboards, and much MUCH more!
Me: Q-tips aren't used for cleaning Splenda out of your nose
Salesman: Excuse me, let me do my job!
Me: Excuse me, do it right!
by I forgot my first handle, so.. July 20, 2018