pathetical

kira used in dance moms to describe ashley

you are such a pathetical person

by yeyeyeyeyjade September 25, 2020

pothead

one who misses their International flight to Amsterdam because they stopped off to smoke a bowl first

My friend Rosen... is a pothead!

by Mike L. February 22, 2005

Mathew Pathew

The definitive and unquestioned full name of our beloved theorist mat pat, the beloved creator of food, film and game theory (and gt live)

Mathew Pathew released another vid!
Did you hear the cray fnaf theory that Mathew Pathew released?

by Mrknowitall1111 December 9, 2021

pythagorate

to cut across the diagonal rather than follow perpendicular sides, saving distance and usually time

Those ugly brown paths are caused by students who pythagorate across the grass.

You'll save twenty miles and half an hour if you pythagorate up the turnpike instead of taking 35 and 75, you cheapskate.

by atds April 25, 2009

pathetic excuse for a human being

"Pathetic excuse for a human being" is used to describe someone who is so pathetic at what he does and what he believes in that he have no redeeming qualities, he is considered completely useless, he always complains about everything and never do anything to fix it, he feeds off attention and rage & complains when he doesn't get any, all he does is annoy and hurt the people around him, his ideas and morality are so pathetic so wrong so ridiculous that no one cares to listen, some people will even argue that he is not worth keeping alive but he is usually so pathetic that he is not even worth killing.

guy #1: have you seen this girl kim kardashian she is so famous but i don't know why, she can't sing she can't act she can't dance all she dose is take selfies and complain what hell man.

guy #2: yeah i know she is a pathetic excuse for a human being

by one way road September 8, 2016

PUTHERY

Warm Humid Weather Conditions

Hot Sweaty Puthery Conditions Would Suggest There May Be A Storm Brewing

by A BROOKES July 20, 2006

Pathering

Not big enough for a party, but not small enough for a gathering. Alcohol must be consumed and music must be played for it to be considered a pathering.

OMG I WAS AT THE BEST PATHERING THE OTHER NIGHT.

by BROIS September 24, 2012