awareness promoter

A pejorative term for leftist hippy freaks that don't do anything but whine. They live to promote awareness for stupid shit that nobody gives a shit about like civil liberties of manatees and preservation of indigenous rocks of the rainforests.

fred: "What are those awareness promoters doing over there?"
Rynaldo: "They're having a candle light vigil in memory of my salad"

Josh: "Hey V, how's that new chick you're going out with?"

V: "She's hot, but she's an awareness promoter. I keep trying to get her to blow me, but she won't shut up about the carbon emissions of frogs long enough for me to shove my cock down her throat."

by fred_berg December 18, 2009

Pitometer

A device which measures differential fluid pressure using two tubes; a dynamic tube pointing upstream into the flow, and a static tube pointing at right angles to the flow or optionally downstream away from the flow. The differential pressure measured across the tubes is proportional to the velocity of the fluid in which the tubes are immersed.
Pitometers are widely used to meaure water or gas flow in pipes, as they offer minimal restriction to the flow.

A pitometer inserted into a water or gas pipeline and connected to two pressure gauges, will display two different pressures, the upstream pressure being higher than the downstream pressure. From this differential pressure, the flow of the water or gas in the pipe can be calculated. Typically pitometers are supplied with a set of differential pressure look-up tables for different fluids.

by waterworker December 5, 2013

Facebook Promoter

Is a person that isn't a real club promoter but enjoys facebook inviting his friends to events for local parties at clubs or houses. He uses facebook because he or she is to poor to pay flyers and radio like a real promoter would do. This person is probably unemployed and thinks that doing this will make him big but really its just a hobbie. This person is probably your local celeb that thinks he is big time because he wears the same rocawear shirt to all the partys.

Man that nigga jake is just a facebook promoter, his partys are flop city all the way, im going to the young jeezy banger instead.

by Nikeman09 February 26, 2010

plyrometrics

Plyrometrics. n. ply-RO-metrics.

Commonly mistaken for the similar, but not as cool word, Plyometrics.

A type of exercise using explosive movements to develop muscular power, ie. mario jumps, butt kicks, cowboys, grapevines.

The art of Plyrometrics requires years of mastery. This can only be accomplished my studying under the ultimate plyrometric baller, Firehair.

"Jasper used to be the weakling on his ultimate frisbee team, until one day his GENIUS captain introduced him to the art of Plyrometrics; he is now the coolest and most agile player on the team." Thank you Plyrometrics.

by Firehair November 18, 2009

petrometer

pe-trom-e-ter
-noun
Any instrument on an automobile or other vehical for indicating the quantity of fuel remaining relative to the total size of the vechical's fuel reserve area.

Wow Kenneth! Look at your petrometer. We are really running low on gas. Let’s just dump the bodies here, and then hit up that party Ladonica told us about when we picked up my fissure ointment at Rite Drug.

by Petro King December 9, 2008

perimeter dusting

The process of clearing a perimeter of obstacles as to increase the likelihood of success upon reaching the intended goal or target.

I've got to do a little perimeter dusting if I my garrote and I are going to sneak up on our target without being spotted.

by Pintolicious2 October 16, 2016

pedometer walker

person who walks in place of another person in order to add steps to the second person's pedometer. Similar to a dog walker for your dog.

I didn't have time today to do my 10, 000 steps, so I had my paid my son to be my pedometer walker.

by poppy_walking November 18, 2016