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pwnzerskate

To pwn to the n-th degree.
I pwnzerskate all over handicapped people with my awesome step-climbing abilities.
by cabooch August 29, 2008
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pwnted

The state of being in which one is being pwnt.
LOL! You just got pwnted m8!
by BIG D September 25, 2004
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/pwned

The console command to pwn someone, or inform someone that they have been pwned.

In the Quake 3 engine, and others, the forward slash is used to denote that you want a cvar command (if you typed it without the slash, then it would be a "say" command, and broadcast to everyone in the game).

/pwned may be said on purpose rather than commanded to show emphasize the action of the pwnage without using many exclaimation marks, 1's, and oneoneones.
N00b: *shoots Kenthar with N00b Cannon* h@h@ l00ser. y00 di3 + i w1n!!!111!11oneone!!11!11oneone!!11111exclaimation pointexclaimation point!!11one
Kenthar: *While N00b is typing, knifes him in the back of the head* /pwned
N00b: OMG Typekiller! *leaves*

or

Admin: /pwned n00b
Server: N00b has been PWNED!
N00b: Abusive admin!
by Kenthar March 8, 2004
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dot dot dot pwned

An extreme pwn.
Two people have to declare it, one says “dot dot dot,” and then the next says, “pwned”
~Monarch Volleyball comes back from a 14-21 deficit to win it all~
Mike: Dot dot dot
Jack: PWNED

Mike: Jack, I heard Jeremy was taking your sister to prom?
Jack: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!
Mike: Dot dot dot
Russell: PWNED!!

~n00b shots MK2K in back~
n00b: hahhaha I k113d U !!!111!one!!won!!11!
~while n00b is typeing, MK2K proceeds to sneak up behind n00b and slit his thought~
n00b: 7YP3 KI113R TYP3R KILLER, 7HI5 IS G4Y!!!!one!!11!
~n00b leaves game~
MK2K: Dot dot dot
Jester35: pwned
by Mizike May 24, 2005
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PWNZTD

the past past tense of pwn ownt pwnz or variations of those.
Man I can't believe you got PWNZTD three times in a row!
by P huNgy November 18, 2003
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pwned in the a

-to be ass-raped
(refered to in dominating someone)
-can be literal or just a saying
-Oh! he pwned u in the a!
-if person A killed person B in bball then person B got pwned in the a
by neg boy March 12, 2005
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pwned

I won't even mention the "origin" of pwned here. (I mean, who the fuck cares... "O" is next to "P" on a keyboard. It was going to happen eventually). Unlike silly misspellings like teh, the reason why "pwned" became popular, is because it looks and sounds good.

If you look at the phonetics of the original, owned, it has a very round, relaxed sound to it. The sharper "pwned", however, is fast and furious, like the cracking of a whip, the firing of a silenced gun, or a motherfucking laser weapon.

PEW! PEW! ... pwned.

Because of it's explosive sound, "pwned" will mainly be used where someone is defeated or humiliated in a very sudden and convincing manner. The slower, more elaborate "owned" will more oftenly describe domination over time.

"pwned" is a very good word. It's phonetic similarity to fast, impressive finishes seems well suited to videogames. Because the word sounds like what it does, it will probably stay with us for a long time.
the dorks who try to make up the origin of the word 'pwned', were pwned by this article.
by thePTS July 21, 2009
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