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bleeding-ponytail 

a Baby Boomer who pines for hippie or pre-sellout days,and
displays these feelings by wearing a ponytail/speaking hippie lingo.
-bleeding-ponytail speak-
person1-Hey bob wasn't that movie "far out"?
person2-yeah I know man it was totally groovy

the ponytail 

This is when you get your wife/girlfreind to stand on their head and take a shit.
the ponytail by takeum February 25, 2011
1. A person that gets carried away with using "lol", "rofl", and "pwn" in as many different annoying and varying ways possible.

2. A person that may be good at a particular video game, but is a poor sport and/or poor winner to the point of being an asshat about his/her's l33tness.
I'm getting tired of all uberkiller3000's l33tspeak, he's such a pwntard.

Econ: That guy is good, I think he h4x
bottle: Yeah, but he's a pwntard about it.
pwntard by Evil April 22, 2005
A person who has reached the pinnacle of pwning.
Whoa, 10 headshots in a row! What a pwnStar!
That guy just aced the whole team...what a pwnStar!
pwnStar by pwnStar October 7, 2005

stingy ponytail 

when a nappy headed hoodrat combs or brushes their baldheaded rough hair into a little ass ponytail that looks like the rubberband could fly off any second cause it won't give up that tiny piece of shit for nothing.
Shanicia had to comb her little rough dry mess of a hair into a stingy ponytail cause her shit is fucked up.
stingy ponytail by bam bam boy August 26, 2008
the point where a gamer reaches such a level of uber pwnage that he reaches a sexual climax
Nerd 1:My god not again

Nerd 2: I need to clean up after that pwn, i reached pwntasm
Pwntasm by Charles V April 23, 2007