Putter

A nickname you give chubby red haired kids when you're too drunk to think of anything better.

"Whoa Putter! Stop swinging at me like that!"

by Jenksy Cat February 5, 2005

putters

What you call a kitty-cat if you dont know what its name is.

did you see the putters run across the road!

by Jjake April 19, 2008

rusty putter

An act performed by two men that involves using one's dick to slap another guy's balls around after anal sex.

Joe: Hey, Bob, do you want to rusty putter tongiht?
Bob: No way, Joe, that's sick!

by FuzzyD June 16, 2009

putter

(n.) and (v.)a rather viscous sample of fecal matter, in close resemblance to butter. Also used to "soften" the meaning of "shit"

"the dog left behind a perfectly formed putter in the yard next door"

-Adam

"She puttered right then and there; man-o-man was she embarassed"

-Eve

by Yelle-na April 26, 2009

Puther

Puther is most commonly used to describe the son of a wealthy businessman who comes from a rural Pind in Punjab. Many puthers have left Punjab and now are taking over the city of Toronto. Puthers have a natural ability to break dance, yet maintain a shy and quiet personality. Puthers think that they are gangster, but really, are big softies.

Sunny Malhotra the most sought after puther in Canada.

by Pacquito May 27, 2010

Putternani

Slutty women who put out for famous professional golfers.

1. The media is investigating all the "putternani" Tiger Woods has had this season.

2. Tiger Woods got a lot of putternani.

by Derek Villanueva December 8, 2009

putter monster

A badass guy who defies the laws of social interaction by not being able to properly laugh. Generally a pimp.

Man, Alistair really is a putter monster!

by Onion1246 March 19, 2011