Old Fashioned Butternut Squash

When your partner butters up your ballsack with KY warming gel then vigorously gives you an old fashioned (hand job) with one hand while feverishly squeezing and yanking your balls with the other.

Rachel gave me the old fashioned butternut squash last night. I thought she was going to yank my nuts off there for a moment.

I’m sore as hell from the old fashioned butternut squash my step mom gave me yesterday after dad left for work. I need to keep the bathroom door locked.

by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2018

butternut

the "safe word"

From Victorious tv show.

"alright remember the safe word..is butternut.."

by AppleJack July 17, 2012

Putternani

Slutty women who put out for famous professional golfers.

1. The media is investigating all the "putternani" Tiger Woods has had this season.

2. Tiger Woods got a lot of putternani.

by Derek Villanueva December 8, 2009

butternut slap

when fucking a girl it refers to doing whatever you want to her except for slapping her

You can fuck her but you butternut slap that ass

by Silky mane May 15, 2016

Butternut GirthJob

When you put butter on your tongue and lick Ryne and Robs silly willies

yo when I see those guys they getting the butternut girthjob asap!!

by Snootchy Bootchy Noochy July 8, 2020

pundernut

Little people with magical nuts, they live in the center of mountains. Also used as an insult

The Pundernuts were found in the mountain. You’re such a pundernut!

by The Pundernuts and the Pine September 8, 2020

chuckie butternuts

A woman inserts a large candlestick into a man's butt and lights it. She then sings happy birthday like Marilyn Monroe. After the song, she extinguishes the flame by urinating on it while making fire truck sounds.

To celebrate his birthday , Travis's wife have him a Chuckie Butternuts.

by Tbone! June 8, 2016