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putt egg 

A short, fat, out of shape middle-aged man who is still charming in a sense.
Your dad is such a putt egg.
putt egg by mrrunandhyde April 15, 2014

putt tut 

A gaseous explosion from the anal cavity
"Her putt tut killed my boner"
putt tut by banana120 October 3, 2016

putt mongler 

Someone who gets mad playing golf because they are about to lose a bet ,and call rules on their friend when the never play officially.putt mongeling is the most low down someone can go.most common names for a putt mongeler include -carter trantham,and that's all...
I always get a putt mongler on my team it's utter bull shit.

Putt-Putt-Pussy

just like Putt-Putt-Ass but with ya girls pussy instead.
"Stacey just loves playing Putt-Putt-Pussy, the golf ball went through it once. this bitch ain't a virgin ha."
Putt-Putt-Pussy by dabaeshea6 August 24, 2016

putt-putt 

another word for the female anatomy. a.k.a. a vagina
stephanie's putt-putt is really loose
putt-putt by morgan judith September 19, 2006

Putt Putt 

A homosexual action in which one male uses his penis to hit, or slap, another man's testicle, hence the golf reference.
Nick wished to play putt putt with AJ, who declined by saying "Hell no, I'm not a fag!"
Putt Putt by Mr. Samsonite September 9, 2006