The process in which someone drives themselves or others absolutely crazy for no obvious reason. Process herein means that a person(s) will spend an extraordinary amount of time laboring over something that would typically take minutes; however, in the end you will be left making statements such as, “Oh that is better” or “You were right”. The extension of perfection. The art of taking normal and sometimes lackluster materials and adding both artistic touches and eloquent language to bolster the appearance and presentation of written documents, presentations, and displays.
Steven put his presentation through the process of pattification with the hopes that his eloquent language would convince management to approve his request.
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Postification is the reason I felt bad I forgot a friends birthday from twenty years ago. Trump is president I didnt need postification to remind me of bad times past!
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The Pussification of the Nation. Aka wussification. This is the event that happens on a global scale at the national level where an entire generation degenerates to an incapable or inept level.
Example
Mom: Your alarm has been going off for 20 minutes, please wake up smoochischmoochums.
Mom: Please wake up sweetly.
Mom: Smoochie smoochums dear I’m gonna be late getting back for work if you don’t wake up in enough time to drive you across two city lines and past 12 school districts to get you to your entitled child school.
Kid: Ugh huff puff grumble.. I fell asleep at 3am being a hard core gamer and gotta log in to my computer to talk to my friends…
Kid: Tucks his head under his covers, pulls his phone out from under his pillow and mutters “F this I’m going to Snapchat a b*mb threat so I can beat this level on Mario”
The Pussification of the Nation: When the kids of a hard core generation get so coddled by parents that want them to have an easier childhood don’t even have the balls to make threats face-to-face, man-to-man, like meet me out by the flagpole after school fist to fist kind of balls.
They also have been known to be called keyboard commandos and other such nonsense. Which is a symptom rof the Pussification nation not the definition.
Example
Mom: Your alarm has been going off for 20 minutes, please wake up smoochischmoochums.
Mom: Please wake up sweetly.
Mom: Smoochie smoochums dear I’m gonna be late getting back for work if you don’t wake up in enough time to drive you across two city lines and past 12 school districts to get you to your entitled child school.
Kid: Ugh huff puff grumble.. I fell asleep at 3am being a hard core gamer and gotta log in to my computer to talk to my friends…
Kid: Tucks his head under his covers, pulls his phone out from under his pillow and mutters “F this I’m going to Snapchat a b*mb threat so I can beat this level on Mario”
The Pussification of the Nation: When the kids of a hard core generation get so coddled by parents that want them to have an easier childhood don’t even have the balls to make threats face-to-face, man-to-man, like meet me out by the flagpole after school fist to fist kind of balls.
They also have been known to be called keyboard commandos and other such nonsense. Which is a symptom rof the Pussification nation not the definition.
Today during routine pussificationnation training the Navy Seals got mighty tired after an entire day of surrendering drills. It’s important that our special forces properly know how to surrender and turn over their weapons and Lying face down so that nobody gets hurt or offended if our country is invaded. We also ensure that nobody in the squad goes to bed missing dinner, which could be bad for moral.
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by Pussify May 5, 2022
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Gentlemen. We are in the midst of an epidemic of nothing short of full on, balls to the wall, pussification! (As Winston Churchill might well have said and that Joe Rogan wishes he said)
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