priaphobia

The rational fear of driving behind a prius.

This affliction is suffered by 99% of people who actually know how to drive.

Someone suffering from priaphobia would rather pull behind a loaded semi truck at a stop light than a Prius with the rational being that the semi will accelerate faster when the light turns green.

by Ferdinand Porsche January 13, 2017

priapism

A piece of information lacking in the other definitions is the fact that priapism, while sounding like fun, is extremely painful and requires surgery (aka draining the blood out) to fix. Priapism can be caused by several things, including the bite of certain venomous creatures on or near the genitalia, overdosing on a "male enhancement" supplement, spinal cord or brain injuries, clots, or sickle-cell anemia. Note that if you have been able to fap or bone your gf/wife/prostitute for four hours plus, you do not have priapism. If not treated properly, priapism can result in loss of genitals or possibly life.

Guy: Dude, I think I took to much Viagra. My dick feels like it's gonna blow!

Dude: That's priapism. It's not good, guy. You need to go to the hospital!

by info101-999guy June 7, 2009

Purav

A very kind and charming person who cares for others and is really smart

Hey, you are a Purav.

by sadlasdlasdhahj June 6, 2018

pura paja

Bullshit in Salvadorian slang

¡Es pura paja!

by Dre456 October 13, 2017

priaulx

To stiff the lavatory attendant, or eat all of his jellied mints with out furnishing him with a gratuity.

I was at a swanky hotel for dinner and they had this dude in the bathroom who wanted me to tip him for handing me a towel. I just grabbed a couple of those nasty mints and priaulxed that dude.

by soulbrother February 17, 2009

Purak

- Pretty much the skuxxest name ever.

- Takes all subjects at Cambridge level, never has enough time for anything else.

- Wants to fit in but will never fit in.

- Sells Kronic to minors

Man, check out that Purak! What a douche!

by Oak$ June 10, 2011

Puranand

A Indiana name for males that are cute. They like rather baseball or football most of the time both. They will seem really annoying but they are really loving when you get to know them.

Puranands are really attractive when they have a beard

by FastlaneShortshot28573 February 5, 2018