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Paris Paralyzer

While your fucking a chick in her snatch, take a wooden sculpture of the Eiffel tower and shove it up her ass until her spine gets severed and she is paralyzed.
That hoe didn't pay me my money , so i gave her the paris paralyzer and now she in a fucking wheelchair.
by caca_huates April 19, 2009
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Paralyzed Nympho

A combination of throat babies and dope fairies that are so tweeked out that they never sleep they get so quite to trick u into falling asleep so they can rob ur shit and put it into there fanny packs or tweeker bags and maintain they dont know shit and during tweeker sex they so still they paralyzed but they a nympho
Man that paralyzed nympho was so tweeked we fucked all night she never moved i fell asleep and woke up the next day and was missing my hand held my torch my dope and my dog.
by Star39.. December 6, 2020
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Paralyzer

n. This sex move occurs when the man and woman are in the Missionary position, and the man somehow puts all of his strength and effort and thrusts so hard, the woman practically moans with anger and emotion, and cannot move for quite a while.
Dude, I just gave Becky a paralyzer. She couldn't move for five minutes!
by Fruityr March 19, 2008
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Paralyzer

When a person defeats you at a video game with only one swift movement.
Player 1: How about another PARALYZER!
Player 2: Damn you and damn Tetris!
by Jamie & Angelina December 14, 2008
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parpalyzed

Parpalyzed is a state of existence in the IM Palringo. You are paralyzed to leave the room to take care of routine business such as urinating, defacating, or adding to your coffee cup because you are parpalyzed and cannot leave the screen.
Me: Yeah, I really need to let my intestines scream to the porcelin pony but I'm parpalyzed.
by silverfoxchad December 16, 2010
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Paralyzer

When a person defeats you at a video game with only one swift movement.
Player 1: How about another PARALYZER!
Player 2: Damn you and damn Tetris!
by Jamie & Angelina March 7, 2007
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pearlyzed

1.high as hell 2.Gone off that chronic till you can't feel your legs
"Yo, dem heddies got me pearlyzed"
by Peabody Jenkins March 25, 2005
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