punkin

A term on endearment for gourds around the world

Oh, what a cute punkin. Can we carve it mommy?

by Bungalow Bill November 2, 2001

punkin' lips

a pet name to refer to ones boyfriend or girlfriend often in replace of or in accordance with other pet names such as "honey" or "sweetheart". It was derived from the combination of "pumpkin" and "lips".

Girl, you're my punkin' lips.

I love you, punkin' lips.

by Babii Daddy December 24, 2008

punkin' buddy

A term of endearment among co-workers.

My punkin' buddy goes around the office giving everyone buttercups.

by SD&LF February 19, 2008

Jack the Punkin King

Jack the Pumkin King made in appereance in Kingdom Hearts but originally appeared in The Nightmare Before Christmas, where he got tired of ruling Halloween. He kidnapped Santa Claus and took over Christmas.

Jack: ...and because I am dead I can take off my head and recite Shakesperian quotations."

by Joe September 3, 2004

punking

n.
the act of throwing your own ejaculate at someone, most often at their face.

Monkeying, that's shitting in your hand and throwing it at someone.
Buttercupping, thats farting on your hand and cupping it over someone's face.
Punking, that's the apotheosis of bodily fluid weaponization.

"Aaaaargh, my eyes!"
"You just got punked, bitch."

by trollbog December 14, 2011

Punkination

When a pumpkin is eaten by a Punk.

Dude, have you eaten a pumpkin before....no i am a punk so i can't EAT pumpkins...i can only Punkination them.

by Zicks April 22, 2006

punkin' poker

one who likes to have sex with a pregnant woman

My wife is pregnant but no problem, I'm a punkin' poker.

by Mo Noodleman December 29, 2007