The Ancient Sport of long distance goal kicking. This sport is played with 1 or more players. Players draw a line in the dirt and form equal teams, depending on the number of player, behind the line. Distances from the starting line are measured and marked, usually done by ft. using 5,10,15 & 20 as markers. The players then take turns punting an organically grown and uncooked Squash. Points are earned based on the distance at which the squash impact the ground, rolling is not calculated into the score. The games ends when the squash is damaged beyond further use. At this point scores are added up and the team with the highest average wins.
by Graffen November 9, 2011
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A bad motha fucka known for crushin' bitches, knockin' skulls, and droppin' lines so deep they'd make Socrates go: "Damn!"
Did you wee what happened to that fool? He stepped to Punitive D and got dropped by a gavel to the head
by Donny March 15, 2005
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This word is yet unknown to many so it is used like a codename in the hope that the girl doesn't know that she is being called a slut.
This word is yet unknown to many so it is used like a codename in the hope that the girl doesn't know that she is being called a slut.
Friend 1: Omg that girl is a punting lolly
Friend 2: YEAH LOL
Girl: *Thinks* huh what does that mean? :S
Friend 2: YEAH LOL
Girl: *Thinks* huh what does that mean? :S
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The term itself is a cross between pundit and idiot.
Punditiots often have nothing of value to say, yet are labeled as "experts", get lots of air time and even decent salaries if they are hired on as regular contributors.
Punditiots can influence elections and frequently create memes, often false ones, that become political talking points... and even news. Yes, punditiots create their own news.
Dumbing down the electorate is their specialty.
The term itself is a cross between pundit and idiot.
Punditiots often have nothing of value to say, yet are labeled as "experts", get lots of air time and even decent salaries if they are hired on as regular contributors.
Punditiots can influence elections and frequently create memes, often false ones, that become political talking points... and even news. Yes, punditiots create their own news.
Dumbing down the electorate is their specialty.
Sarah Palin is now a Fox punditiot. She spouts her p.o.v., gets paid a lot of money, and is spotlighted regularly.
Yet, what she says is inaccurate and nothing more than world salad.
Same can be said for Pat Buchanan, Harold Ford, Ron Christie, Karl Rove, James Carville, William Kristol, John Fund, et al.
Yet, what she says is inaccurate and nothing more than world salad.
Same can be said for Pat Buchanan, Harold Ford, Ron Christie, Karl Rove, James Carville, William Kristol, John Fund, et al.
by GottaLaff November 23, 2010
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Oh har har Charles! Look at us and our diplomas punting down this cambridgeshire river, we live our lives spiffingly well!
by katost May 8, 2011
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