purpler

something becoming more purple

my bruise got purpler as time went on

by Peter.G May 13, 2008

Pumper

One who removes an arm from a long sleeved shirt whilst grabbing the empty sleeve with his other hand and making a pumping motion with it. The removed arm remains underneath the shirt and is used to thrust through the hole created between the two sleeves.

Pumpers often travel in packs and exclusively listen to KRAT

Pumpers rarely pump it down low, they mostly try to pump it up.

Look at the action he gets when he pumps in that sweatshirt, that guy is a pro pumper, no doubt about it...

by Tommy PP ROOSTER July 20, 2009

Blue Veined Junket Pumper

Australian slang, similar to blue vein cane, used to describe the male genitalia. Fairly uncommon, but use is widespread, not restricted to certain areas.

"So i gave her some goodness from my BLUE VEINED JUNKET PUMPER"

by Old No7 March 4, 2008

pumpernuts

Testicles on the severely obese, which are surrounded by a thick later of ripply fat inside the scrotum.

That dude is 600 pounds? He must have a bitchin' pair of pumpernuts!

His wife must gag everytime she gets a glimpse of his sweaty pumpernuts.

by Sam888 July 18, 2007

rump pumper

Someone, male or female who likes to slip one in the back door

She finally gave in to his persistance and he became a fully paid up rump pumper

by Charles Monkfish March 5, 2008

Jon Pumper

The offspring of pure talent and hilarity. A mix of fun-loving whimsical spontaneity and mind-fucking awesomeness. A sex god. Beacon for horny women everywhere (especially when wearing black). Prone to serenades. Despite his humble beginnings, destined for greatness. He is going to cause peace in the middle east.

I wanna fuck that guy like I wanna fuck Jon Pumper

by pumperfan September 27, 2012

pooper pumper

someone who likes to have anal sex

I had to dump my boyfriend, he was such a pooper pumper I thought he might be gay.

by japsters February 3, 2015