A new and
genius definition by ya boi,
LOGIC...
-Pumping the faucet means the same thing as jacking off, or in other words, if you don't know what the fuck that means, then you can go fuck yourself...
-Mom- (Knocks on the
door) "What are you doing
son...?"
-James- (GASPS)"Uhhmm, nothing mom, just pumping the faucet"
-Mom- "OH MYYY GODDD, YOU'RE DOING WWHHAAAT...? WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT LANGUAGE...?
DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO "ME" LIKE THAT!!! YOU'RE GROUNDED YOUNG MAN!!! I'M CALLING THE
POLICE!!"
-James- (..starts laughing uncontrollably) "
Ha! You're doing that..? God, you're one stupid bitch! Yeah, why
don't you tell them to bring you some pizza and some fuckin' twinkies while your at it, ya fat bitch! Go ahead and call em', I
don't give a shit, I'll be waiting!"
-Mom- "JUST WAIT YA LITTLE BASTARD, WHEN THEY COME, YOU'RE ASS IS GOING TO DETENTION, WHERE YOU'LL BE PUT IN TIME OUT FOR MISBEHAVING, END OF STORY!!"
-James- "Go suck a fat one, stupid slut!"