plating

paper plate option

Step 1 for plating option

Take a paper plate and cut two eyeholes in it. Apply a screen to the holes. Use a coarse screen if you want particles to drip through, use a fine screen for liquid.

Step 2

Wrap your head in saran wrap with your nose and eyes exposed. You will need to see and breath to appreciate the effects. A mouth hole is optional. Now put on a pair of goggles.

Step 3

Find someone that has eaten alot of corn and swallowed a few grapes whole and is ready to let loose.

Step 4

Hold the paper plate on each side and watch for anal expansion. The googles will keep your eyes from burning and the saran wrap will give you a feeling of warmth with the wetness.

If you are using the mouth hole option, you may be able to snag grape and earn bonus points

by Dr. LF June 18, 2009

Pensating

To pensate, or think, especially hard about one topic in particular.

"Her face is really scrunched up"
"She must be pensating."

by Kalley Schmidt October 19, 2011

Pulsing

The gentle rectal pushing to check if you need to do a poo. Often accompanied by a vacant gaze up and to the left. Generally 2-3 pulses is sufficient to get confident whether you need to poop yet or if premature. The word is rarely spoken but pulsing is automatically done daily at least once.

Friend: "OK guys jump in the car for our road trip."
Pulser (while pulsing a few times): "Uuuuuuuuum, give me five mins please."

by DJtherealDJ September 5, 2013

Pussyting

A word orginally created in a small town called crediton.

Its derogatory use is against pussies, meaning a form of life lower than a pussy.

It was created back in the 90's when a young boy was born with an idea, an idea to create an insult which is harmful but elegant and which rolls off the tongue.

This word was first used in 2010 and its use is increasing every day.

man 1: hey man you coming out tonight?

man 2: nah man i have to do school work.

man 1: yous a Pussyting.

man 2: :(

stoner 1: lets get 2's on your spliff!

stoner 2: naaahhhhh maaaannnn.

stoner 1: WHAT?! you is a PUSSYTING!

stoner 2: no, yous a pussyting.

stoner 1: pussyting.

stoner 2: fair play.

by crediton massive February 25, 2011

plating

the act of a sexual partner placing a clear glass kitchen plate over their partner's face and defecating on the plate.

I was plating my girlfriend the other night and she enjoyed the shape of my asshole.

by Dan Gammon October 16, 2008

plating the gary

The act of pleasuring your partner's anus using your tongue. See also 'rimming'.

Chris wasn't sure about plating the gary, but all his mates told him the girls go mad for it. He tried it, and they weren't lying.

by Ron Plywood February 2, 2017

Plating My Hamburger

When a woman makes her pubic hair presentable for her partner or gynocologist.

"What are you doing in the bathroom, Kayla?"
"I'm going to the gynocologist tomorrow so I'm trimming my whiskers, or plating my hamburger."
"Omg why would you tell me that."
"It's going to look so presentable."

by Halfmoonspectacles July 30, 2017