puke in my lap and you get a smack in the face

If somebody decides to vomit on my jeans or shirt (shoes I am not too worried about) Then a short sharp smack in their face will ensue!

*bleuurrghh* *splatter* *dribble* *frown* *tense* *smack!* "ow, that hurt you fucking cunt!" *smack* "ok, I'll shut up!"

by Valoch.D.M November 9, 2004

Puckerface

A modern-day phenomenon commonly seen on a gazillion Facebook photo albums where the subject appears to be puckering their lips for a kiss.

Alyssa had her puckerface on as she posed in front of her computer for 2 hours attempting to nail the perfect profile photo.

by DJCOJO July 8, 2010

Pokerface

Much like the Guitarface, the Pokerface is used to hide emotion during poker or any other game involving cards.

Most people are incapable of this action as they tend to snicker or jump up and down screaming "FUCK YEA I'M SO GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS WITH THIS 'GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD' WHEN IT'S MY TURN AGAIN YOU FUCKING PUSSY!"

"Woah man did you see that? He got shot in the groin and didn't even blink!"

"Hmhmm, that's some pokerface he's got."

by Jökull the Berserk November 2, 2009

pukeface

when one pukes into their hands and attempts for it not to spill on the ground, pulling towards their face and it ultimately gets smothered onto their face

I heard Pukeface barfed on their hands and face again at this weekend's party

by goosh7 October 10, 2003

pokerface

the face that ppl are making when they are trying to look sexy, but it always works, mostly used on fat girls that too much make-up.....like lady gaga

girl,"eww look at her uglyass pokerface!!"
boy,"yea i no i hate gurls like dat!"

by erinrox,ray April 18, 2009

butter-pokerface

Someone who looks like and has a similar physique as Lady Gaga.

That chick was pretty hot except for her enormous schnoz and ridiculous clothes. Oh, and she had a dick, too. She was such a butter-pokerface.

by PhilthyZ February 3, 2010

Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Poker (OCFP)

Obsessive Complusive Facebook Poker (OCFP) is when someone has nothing to do on Facebook but poke people. Similar to Obsessive-Complulsive Facebook Disorder (OCFD), this addictive behavior will occur when people have no buisness being on Facebook, but feel the need to be on there anyways. Poking soon there after becomes an addiction and the person feels the need to constantly poke friends.

Friend: Why does Jake keep poking you on Facebook? Doesn't he have anything better to do?

Pokee: I don't know? I just poked him back, and minutes later I recieved another poke from him. I think he is a Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Poker (OCFP)!

by Teeray November 5, 2010