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puckered starfish

I poked her in her puckered starfish.
by Anonymous July 28, 2003
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Purkey

The most awesome last name ever, only awesome and sexy people may obtain this last name. Not to be confused with "perky".
That person is so Purkey.
by EpicBacon July 8, 2010
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pucket

The most useful object in a bachelor pad. When the bro gets drunk beyond belief, the pucket (puke + bucket) becomes the reservoir of unwanted stomach fluid and keeps the place clean. The pucket is also a medical tool since it can be used to calculate the volume of stomach contents the bro has expelled.
Bro 1: "Damn dude, Big Monkey is about to blow chunks all over your new carpet!" Bro 2: "Chill bro! We've got a pucket."
by BestBrahEver September 5, 2011
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Pucker Factor

The pucker factor is a scale by which someone can assign a numerical value,from one to ten,to an occurance or encounter that frightens or terrifies.
This describes the level of reaction of the sphincter during times of crisis.
NOTE:A Pucker Factor of 10 can only be truly achieved upon death or dismemberment.
"G'damn dwarf came up on me in the dark,I thought it was that mean-ass dog for a second,gave me a pucker factor of bout 5.9"
NOTE: This happened to me recently.

"HOLY SHIT,that dude parachuted into a GAWDAMN ALLIGATOR FARM!"
NOTE:There is little doubt the parrachutist reached a PF of 10 easily,perhaps the entire way down.
by CrowTard April 16, 2006
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Sam Puckett

A character from the television sitcom iCarly. The ex-girlfriend of Freddie Benson and best friend of Carly Shay. She is aggressive and can beat anyone up, even a professional MMA fighter (See: Skull Crusher)
Sam Puckett: *hits Freddie on the head*
Freddie: *after getting up* NEVER DO THAT AGAIN
Sam: Don’t tell me what to do *hits him again*
by Seddie!!! November 17, 2020
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pukey sookie

the act of having a man puke on a women for a sexual thrill. such act can be seen in the latest episode of 1000 Ways to Die.
the other night I was watching a guy do a pukey sookie on a girl.
by Revan24 November 8, 2010
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pukey balls

when a girl who is drunk pukes on your balls while giving felatio.
dude, this chick totally gave me the pukey balls last night! I didnt even see it coming!
by darealpukeyballs April 28, 2014
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