puckering

To excessively post drama on Facebook or other social media and the excitement causes your anal cavity to clench.

The number of people fighting on Katies Facebook post surely has her puckering.

by lavenderlady May 28, 2020

puckentine

the ship of Sam Puckett and Cat Valentine from Sam and Cat, the characters played by Ariana Grande and Jennette McCurdy, and the show made by Dan Schneider. sam Puckett was originally from icarly. and they have a babysitting service and it's also a pretty underrated ship!!

friend: hey! puckentine is the best ship!
friend 1: yes! im glad im, not the only one who ships it!!
ex-friend: ew! seddie is better!!!
friend 1 and friend: *Beats up ex-friend* HOW DARE YOU!!!

by NIGHT_BR3AKS June 27, 2022

pucketnip

when an old person has big nipples

"how was the volunteering at the retirement home?"
"dude, one granny had a HUGE pucketnip"

by nanaberry 💗 December 1, 2023

Puckering

When two gay men repeatedly push their anus' together, creating a "popping" suction sound.

Bro, Chad and I tried puckering last night. I think my roommate heard!

by puckergod January 1, 2025

Puckering Maltesers

The act of shiting oneself in fear so much that you can't retain control of your asshole and so little globs of malteser shaped poo come out uncontrollably.

Manchester United are puckering maltesers at the prospect of playing Manchest City today.

by SebilCrostar August 7, 2025