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Emily “Dude Urban Dictionary won’t publish any of my definitions!”
Sasha “I know right! STOP NOT PUBLISHING MY WORDS!”
by jacobsaggypatties October 10, 2019
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pushing the ejector button

That fantasy of relief that everyone has had when trapped listening to someone who drones on and on about something they do not want to hear.
So we’re driving along on Highway 1, headed northward on a most beautiful stretch of the California coastline, and the next thing I know, I’m pushing the ejector button!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 28, 2019
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Pushing Peen

A term in which a homosexual grandmother dressed like 28 year old trapper pushes P. P means P. You can know it just not understand it.
Meaning of pushing peen

Tyrone: “what’s good slime love all the time
Gunna: “Nothing much slatt, Just suckin on some 🅿️
by Pushing Peen January 19, 2022
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Pushing Snickers

The act of pushing a shit back into a rectum during anal intercourse
" i was doing this bird last night and she had dogey bowels and ended up pushing snickers!"
by CSSProductions May 19, 2022
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Pushing P

Buying something with your own money
Cashing out, spending hard earned money
P don’t just mean playa it mean paper too
When yo backyard inside and outside you pushing p. When you got a private jet you pushin p. When you renting houses and cars you kickin p.
by Twillski January 6, 2022
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turd polishing

The act of trying to make something hopelessly weak and unattractive appear strong and appealing. An impossible process that usually results in a larger, uglier turd.
She tried to look more attractive by getting plastic surgery, but let's face it, you can't polish a turd.
by ktrane March 3, 2004
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pushing fabric

when one has to poo and the tip of the turdburg is poking out and pushing against the fabric of the underwear or pants.
oh god, I've gotta shit. I'm pushing fabric over here.
by Biggy Balls February 8, 2008
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