Podestrian

-Someone with a $100 monthly iTUNES bill, when limewire is completely free.

-Someone who owns a cool new ipod video that can hold 7,000 songs, but they spent 2 years saving up for it.
They also carry it with them everywhere they go and never take their headphones off.

Grocery Check-out clerk: How would you like to pay for purchase?
Podestrian: Huh?
Grocery Check-out Clerk: (yelling) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO PAY FOR YOUR PURCHASE?
Podestrian: (looking into space tapping his hands to the beat of the song he's currently listening to)......
Grocery Check-out Clerk: *thinking to himself:.
This is just just another Podestrian. *

by Annie Kristine December 19, 2005

Pedestrian Points

If pedestrians are seen while you are driving you will yell the amount of pedestrians seen, followed by the words pedestrian points as to say however many pedestrians you hit, you will gain ten pedestrian points each.

“A man, his mom, and their daughter. 30 pedestrian points!”

by Mestupberryz38 December 15, 2018

pedestrian rage

n. Extreme anger toward motorists, similar to road rage. To express anger toward motorists while walking.

She had a major case of pedestrian rage.

by Laila Matar October 5, 2005

pedestrianism

(1) The act of being a pedestrian as a way of thinking and being.

(2) An act committed whilst being a pedestrian (Kind of like terrorism)

(1) "I was thinking of starting the first church of Pedestrianism"

(2) When he walked infront of a car, the newspapers reported it only as a 'pedestrianism'

by Haydenem April 29, 2006

Pedestrian

Is just another word for speed bump.

Abandon All Ships-Pedestrian is just another word for speed bump now called take one last breath.

by ghillie suit May 29, 2011

Pedestrian

A political or religious belief.... maybe in the middle of the road or just don't give a F**K! A great answer when someone asks what political or religious belief are you... just say PEDESTRIAN!

I am a liberal, conservative pedestrian who is not affiliated with a religion, however I celeberate all of the Christian, Jewish, Muslem and other such holidays in order to get cool gifts and to get drunk!

by d0c August 12, 2006

pedestrian face-off

This happens a lot to Americans who come on holiday in Australia, because we drive on the left and walk on the left of the footpath (sidewalk). Our first reaction is to dodge left when Americans' is to dodge right.

Local: "I just had a pedestrian face-off with another stupid yank."

Returned ex-pat: "They're not stupid, mate, they're just different."

Local: "Well, they fully talk stupid!"

by Luke O'Dwyer September 21, 2005