PTSD

Pretty Thick and Strong Dick

Michael: Dude, my friend has PTSD.
Justin: Oh, that's sad.
Michael: Yeah, a Pretty Thick and Strong DICK.

by thespongeyaids May 27, 2015

PTSD

The tool used to pack down the bud at the end of your joint to make sure it’s nice and compact.

Friend: yo, got that PTSD for my blunt?

Other friend: yea man, I got you.

Friend: cheers boss

by DasFatMan March 20, 2018

PTSD

Post Thanksgiving Stretch Disorder;
The act of eating a copious amount of food on Thanksgiving and developing stretch marks on your stomach such as those pregnant women get.

Those marks are from no baby, Tanya just had a severe case of PTSD.

by Bee_Moyla November 26, 2009

PTSD

Post Traumatic Send Disorder - The feeling of anxiety stemmed from the fear of a possible good or bad reaction to email or a text one just sent.

Sherrie suffered from PTSD when she sent, what she thought was an innocent text, to a guy she was infatuated with only to find out it could be taken a completely different and possibly embarrassing way.

by IstillGotMYballz February 4, 2009

PTSD

PTSD is the abbreviation for POST TWEETING SEX DISORDER.

Basically means: (Tweeting Makes Me Horny)

I masturbate immediately after tweeting, because I have PTSD.

by Master Kitty October 4, 2016

PTSD

post traumatic stress disorder. when you live atraumatic experience that follows you 4 ever. used in a g hebro song.

"I got eternal ptsd"

by diabloツ May 11, 2020

PTSD

pretty terrific school duties

I have PTSD from binary codes

by ohohohohoh........... April 6, 2020