Optimum Pride

Optimus Pride that Said the Wrong way

Putangina Si Optimum Pride. Pooookenangina Si Optimum Pride uurh uurh eerh eerh eee. Babe si Optimum pride oh uurh uurh eerh eerh eee

by Optimum Pride November 3, 2021

pitch-in pride perker

pitch-in pride perker is a person who "sacrifices" themselves at pitch-in dinners. At a pitch-in dinner someone always brings in something that looks or sounds terrible, they are the ones who take a slice so the person who brought it doesn't know that their food is gross.

Johnny - " What the Hell is that pile of crap over on that platter?"

Alan - " That is my grandma's "Pig intestines stuffed with gopher milk. I am taking a slice just so Granny doesn't start crying. I won't eat it, just remove it from the platter and throw it away.

Johnny- Man you are one "pitch-in pride perker", I wish I could be more like you.

by Mitchell man November 4, 2009

Gamer Pride Month

Gamer Pride Month is a month to celebrate the most oppressed group, Gamers. Society oppresses gamers every day, we deserve time to celebrate who we are. The exact month is undecided as of July 1st, 2019, however small groups of gamers have set their own months out for gamer pride such as July and November.

The reasons i like November for Gamer Pride is the following:
Weather is at the optimal time to have an excuse to stay inside, as it’s cold, so no bright sunny days, yet just too warm for snow more often than not.

“Gamer Pride Month should be in july”
“No it needs to be in november”
“Why can’t it just be june?”
“It has to be december!”
“Why are we having this argument again?”

by Sin Breezy July 1, 2019

pide

Also known as "pike".

1. Someone who makes plans & pulls out at the last moment. This person may also possess characterists of a pide; That being greasy, fat & filled with cheese.

2. One who is infamous for unreliability.

3. One who is known to make intricate, detailed plans, but not follow through.

Ah, fuck! Aaron pided again. That greasy piding fuck!

I bet Pide will pide out again! He's such a fucking pide.

by xomz December 9, 2008

pride blurb

A wonderful gathering for a Pride march.

The pride blurb from our school was huge this year! Everyone was thrilled with the turnout at the parade.

by White van gold 70s glasses June 24, 2017

Maturdal pride

Being incredibly proud and protective of one's turd. Usually a keepable sized brown trout. Sometimes it's necessary to pixt it to a close male friend or relative.

Why is there a huge fucking shit in the toilet?

It's Barrett's. He too full of maturdal pride to flush it yet.

by The Righteous Huntster Co. October 10, 2010

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021