When in a public place with plenty of open seats, a person chooses to sit right next to you for no viable reason.
I usually go to the library early Wednesday mornings since no one is there. Today, it was empty as usual but some creep committed a major public proximity violation and sat RIGHT NEXT to me at the huge table in the law area!
by Nuxodom December 13, 2009
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Get the Putin proxy mug."I swear I'm in love with this girl from Philosophy class. I've been sitting next to her for like three weeks and it's obvious we're meant for each other."
"Well do you know anything else about her? I bet you've just made up a life outside of class for her in your head. You're getting caught up in a short-sighted proximity infatuation man, just wait a couple weeks after class is over and you won't even remember her."
"Well do you know anything else about her? I bet you've just made up a life outside of class for her in your head. You're getting caught up in a short-sighted proximity infatuation man, just wait a couple weeks after class is over and you won't even remember her."
by SemperLieSuckah September 2, 2007
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Not using a coaster in a house where coasters aren't required but recommended, the owner seeing this, starts protzin' out on the offender, considering the act unthinkable. The non-coaster user doesn't normally use coaster, so therefore the attack seems unwarrented
by Dustizle April 4, 2006
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by Jamie Richardson December 9, 2008
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Yeah, she talks about her transgender child all the time when it’s obvious her kid is a Tomboy.. She has Transhausen By-Proxy.
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