Protein-Shake

The single male ejaculates into a cup, adds protein powder, milk, a banana, blends it up and drinks it to #GetThatProtein

Hey man, I noticed you don't have your protein shake today, you can have some of mine if you want?

Nah man, I hit that Protein-Shake last night, I'm good, thanks.

by Granddaddy Green October 14, 2019

Protein Shake

Cum, ejaculate

My Tinder date loved my late night protein shake, she took it all in one swallow.

by Park Here. May 1, 2021

Aggie Protein Shake

A synonym for semen, used in College Station Texas and at UC Davis

Tiffany decided to top-off on some Aggie Protein Shake after the big UT/A&M game.

by abam2 April 30, 2016

Special Protein Shake

A beverage made from the cum of Gerald Wang while he thinks about his fantasies of cherries and cumming on Minwoo.

"Where are you getting your nutrition?"
"Oh, I drink my special protein shake once a day!"

by KawaiiPotatoLikesCookieMesh February 16, 2018

australian protein shake

When six men cum in a girl's vag, hold her upside down, shake her, and then pour the contents into a cup and she drinks it.

Back in my day, when I craved a protein shake, I'd pop over to Belind's house with my five mates and have an australian protein shake.

by rumancer April 7, 2018

Uh oh! I spilled my protein shake! Can you clean it up?

When a girl pisses on a guy during sex and the guy has to lick the piss covered clit

Stacy: Uh oh! I spilled my protein shake! Can you clean it up?
Bob: 𝒩𝒪

by stinkyshitsucker10,584andahalf October 28, 2025

protein shakers elbow

The common problem faced by all protein shaker shaker's whereby they get a pain in their elbow similar to 'tennis elbow'

1:Man make me a shake aswell?
2:No can do my friend, i got the protein shakers elbow, no shaking for me.

by sheligalo June 21, 2010