shame prostitute

a shame prostitute is an individual, usually a friend, who one hires or in some other way compensates to act as that person's significant other.

similar to a beard. however, proving or one's sexual orientation is not the purpose of the shame prostitute. the shame prostitute's sole purpose is to deflect the feelings of shame that one feels at not actually having a significant other in their life by friends and family.

shame prostitutes are very useful during weddings and holidays.

Girl: Allie, I heard you were going with Ben to his brother's wedding this weekend.
Allie: Yeah. I'm his shame prostitute.

by sheepmeeper January 9, 2012

watery prostitute

A mad lady who likes to have sex in water or with trees in the winter . Better watch out for these, might get harassed.

“That Jess is such a watery prostitute” said Tamzin

by 69ordoggystyle December 4, 2018

Pro bono prostitute

A prostitute who has sex for free

My mom is a pro bono prostitute.

by Monica Lewinsky October 8, 2003

prostiteen

A young teenage girl who wears too much make up and slutty clothing

Look at that group of prostiteens

by Captain Ed October 18, 2004

food prostitute

Someone who eats disgusting things for money

Chris: Hey Jon, I'll give you five bucks to eat these pig placentas

Jon: No way man I'm not a food prostitute

by falcon1823 June 2, 2010

pancake prostitute

The act of receiving pancakes as payment for sexual favors instead of cash.

Most common and preferred pancakes come from the International House of Pancakes (IHOP)

Man: "Hey sexy, I'll give you $20 if you give me a bj"

Women: "I don't want your money, I'm a pancake prostitute take me to IHOP for a short stack and you've got yourself a deal."

by trialsbyfire September 10, 2011

Prostachute

Elevated garbage or trash chute in a high rise hotel or resort used to dispose of contraband.

Jackson dumped his stash and the dead hooker in the Prostachute and fled when the police were called.

by LS Juan September 1, 2018