Prostate Galore

When the doctors can't figure out what is wrong with you, so they get five or more doctors to stick their fingers in your asshole at once.

Guy: I'm ready Doc
Doc: This will not be a normal prostate
Guy: What do you mean?
Doc: Its a gonna be a Prostate Galore
guy: oh you motherf..... AAAHHH!!

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG October 27, 2017

prostate cancer

a horrible disease that kills many wonderful people. <3

Person A-you were diagnosed with prostate cancer?
Person B- yep
Person A-I'm so sorry

by ominominai February 10, 2010

milking the prostate

Ejaculation technique performed by an oject, usually finger, being inserted up the rectum and stroke the prostate gland. This is allegedly where the male G-spot resides.

Angela was milking my prostate last night. I came so hard that it smashed the light bulb!!! Then the dirty bitch sucked her fingers...... I haven't kissed her since.

by SpaccaDayNightFever July 26, 2003

milking your prostate

prostate massage to achieve ejaculation

by Craig Matthews July 17, 2003

Prostate

The skeet machine. The organ that makes the viscuous fluid of semen.

John's prostate must be working overtime, he has been in his room with Anna for 12 hours straight.

by I like to wank January 6, 2007

Freddy Krueger Prostate Massage

A phrase meaning the worst that possibly could happen. Based off of obvious pain the fictional character's knifed glove would create tearing up a prostate.

dude 1: My girlfriend is pregnant.

dude 2: That's a Freddy Krueger Prostate Massage for ya.

dude 3: Fucking A right, it is!

by Minced Prostate September 23, 2011

Prostate Ballet

The act of a female milking a male's prostate by inserting the toe of her foot into his rectum while wearing footwear: namely ballet slippers or ballet flats. The term can also apply to a woman wearing heels, although when wearing heels, the term is Prostate Disco. She inserts the toe of her foot into the anus and continues pushing in and wiggling her toes until he either ejaculates involuntarily, or she forces him to masturbate. This is a form of domination or enslavement, for if this is done on him enough times in succession, he will be physically unable to ejaculate without her foot inside of him.

Fred: "Hey George, long time, no see! Why are you walking funny?"
George: "That girl I met in the club turned out to be a dom. She's been doing the Prostate Ballet in me."
Fred: "Dude, you need to get a way from her before she turns you into her footslave"
George: "It's too late."

by Jon_The_Psychologist February 6, 2014