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protolol

The stage prior to the audible convention of "laughing out loud".

Manifests itself in a small ejection of breath from one's nose.
I wasn't actively laughing, but it made me protolol.

Person 1: *protolols* - Bro, look at this: *shows meme*
Person 2: *protolols* - Nice.
by hajibi May 27, 2022
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Proxology

The study of and been in close proximity to God.
Proxology understands the foundations of what Jesus said... you must remain in life-union with me, for I remain in life-union with you. This is the beginning of proximity.
by Createx January 23, 2024
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protoloveism

The earliest, often nonverbal, moment of preferential recognition shown by an infant or very young child toward a primary caregiver, manifesting as a deliberate, unprompted touch, a sustained, focused gaze, spontaneous, determined stretching of arms, maybe even a burst of baby piss in the chest during an initial diaper change.
My 16-year-old son finally sent me a texted protoloveism. God and Sam Altman bless Neil Papworth, Matti Makkonen, and Friedhelm Hillebrand!
by TR Arterburn December 9, 2025
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