by big shot || May 22, 2022
Get the no proofmug. A term that has the same meaning as "prove it" but is in the context of how many black people use it (on accident) and a few white people (to make fun of the black people).
by Merc'n'Mayne April 14, 2011
Get the Proof itmug. an extremely unpopular, but untapped slang word for getting drunk that was slipped to me by a guy in uptown with a red dress shirt and a really skinny black leather tie. it's really precise - that is, it really makes you think about the numbers.
I imagine "proofed" is thought of like a workout: 40 proof, 3 reps, 5 sets, etc, ad nauseum.
I've only heard it once, and no one's ever heard of it.
Also good for bad crunk jokes at the expense of drunk friends:
I guess he's too proofed for a Child-Proof Lighter.
He just went from Jaeger-proof to Jaeger-proofed.
Or goading the same beyond-the-pail* friends to "proof it" and drink even more whenever they say something stupid or incoherent. If you lift the bottle in their hands, that also helps.
*this is a pun about puking.
trolleyed is the best word for getting drunk ever spoken.
I've only heard it once, and no one's ever heard of it.
Also good for bad crunk jokes at the expense of drunk friends:
I guess he's too proofed for a Child-Proof Lighter.
He just went from Jaeger-proof to Jaeger-proofed.
Or goading the same beyond-the-pail* friends to "proof it" and drink even more whenever they say something stupid or incoherent. If you lift the bottle in their hands, that also helps.
*this is a pun about puking.
trolleyed is the best word for getting drunk ever spoken.
by brokeblokejokes May 27, 2006
Get the proofedmug. The most interesting and most useful piece of information you will ever learn. Ever. They are the answer to life and all its problems.
by mrt43 June 15, 2011
Get the Proofmug. She was proofing him in the backseat.
by Elle Marie July 23, 2005
Get the proofingmug. I’ve told my mate Alex that I think him and his new girl need some proofing before they move in together, they don’t know each other very well yet!
by Plenty of Fish November 12, 2020
Get the Proofingmug. 1- To make a property or dwelling difficult or impossible to break into without the use of machines or tools.
2- To make safe from wandering tuffs or damage from civil unrest.
2- To make safe from wandering tuffs or damage from civil unrest.
by Cuneus Stern October 2, 2013
Get the Zombie-Proofingmug.