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Evidence or argument establishing or helping to establish the truth or a fact of a statement; to repel or not rtake in
"She needs to prove her innocents"
"Her shoes are water proof"
Proof by _.moth._ July 17, 2022
You do the work for me if I stab somebody...
Hym "So I don't really need any proof... In theory."
Proof by Hym Iam August 1, 2023
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Proof by ProofMan August 6, 2024

proof of wife 

What the President is being pressured for to substantively prove that his wife is anywhere around or in fact even alive.
Despite all this clamoring from the public for proof of wife, people need to remember that Melania’s living her life as she always has: far away from me, the Grabber in Chief.
proof of wife by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2018

Proof of purchase 

The somewhat fishy smell left on your fingers after fingering a girl. It can prove to your buddy you hooked up with a girl.
"You want your proof of purchase *sniff*? THERE's your proof of purchase."
Proof of purchase by Yankees2000 January 22, 2009

proof or stfu

Phrase used in pretty much every conceivable scenario when person#1 makes a claim that requires proof to be believed, and person#2 demands that the proof be given, or person#1 shuts the fuck up.
Pietro, Ultra, Earl Grey: Hey! That's not fair ACM! "proof or stfu" is our phrase that we invented!
The ACM: proof or stfu
proof or stfu by TheACM December 17, 2006