Procure

The only universal verb found in the standard English dictionary. It can literally be used in the place of any verb.

"After the daily procurement, let's procure the procured."

by dickey6969 November 6, 2018

Profuctive

Credit goes to J.

Profuctive: when you don't feel like being productive but you say fuck it and be productive anyways.

J: "I really don't feel like being at work today. Guess I'll have to be profuctive about it."

by That Weird Guy On Tinder June 2, 2020

Hard Profundis

When u gank a jewtiger and he flips u onto ur arse and proceeds to thrust a sword through ur torso for 33 damage with hyper armour and a direct counter to everything

Let's gank this vort, oh shit watch out he's hard profundis happy twat

by Sanja Beserk December 26, 2019

Glistening Profusely

What a hot chick does when, in actuality, she is sweating like a pig

That chick on the stairmaster has a puddle of water under her from glistening profusely! Good thing she's hot or that would be disgusting!!

by calihog August 5, 2009

Procursive

When Asian people eat cats and fuck each other in the ass hole

Wow! that Procursive sure is a slug!
Procursive really likes it up the cocka doodle doo!

by masyem April 28, 2019

pro fur

fur was popular in the 1920's and in the stone age, people don't have fur naturally so why can't we just have other animals. that and it looks just fantastic.
if you take this veiw you are whats known as 'pro fur'.

hunter 'oh i say, the lepoards really are in full bloom this season'

other man 'ohhh i say, you really are very pro fur'

by bea and may March 9, 2009

Profuctive

Describes the feeling that even though you are busy, it is accomplishing nothing.

I have been running around all day, but I am only being profuctive.

by cowgirl10 March 1, 2009