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Goose Profanity 

A lighthearted, goose-inspired form of cursing that substitutes traditional expletives with bird-themed wordplay. Commonly used to humorously express frustration, surprise, or sass without actual profanity.
Quack you, you son of a duck!
What the honk is going on?
Stop flapping around and get to work!
You feather-plucking fool!
What's with the goose profanity? For quack sake!
Goose Profanity by HTIL January 6, 2025

profanisaurus 

Concept created by the writers of UK comic Viz which was stolen by Urban Dictionary with no credit given to Viz.
Urban Dictionary Plagiarist 1: Let's use and expand this Profanisaurus idea in Viz to create a Website, and not acknowledge the original idea at all.
Urban Dictionary Plagiarist 2: Isn't that morally wrong?
Urban Dictionary Plagiarist 1: Yeah but this is the internet and we're faceless so it doesn't matter.
profanisaurus by Nick-N August 17, 2016

Profounity 

Is the opposite of profanity. Uplifting and emotionally moving word designed to enlighten while proving a point.
"If a corporation is a person because it's 'made up' of people then dammitt, why isn't ketchup a vegetable?" ~Ñostra-Thomas®

That's not profanity, that's profounity.
Profounity by ~Ñostra-Thomas® October 13, 2011

Profanitization 

1.The act of inserting a "bad word", profanity, usually some derivative of the word "fuck," into the middle of an ordinary word/sentence to display ones fustration, emotion, opinion.

-See Turrets.
Profanitization

1. AfFUCKtion
2. FanFUCKINGtastic

ETC
Profanitization by CrunkMonk3y January 1, 2012

prefanity 

Coined by Penny Arcade, prefanity are words and expressions which are not yet considered profanity, but will at some point in the future become vulgar.
"That guy who just killed me in Halo is a real ham doctor"

"What's a ham doctor?"

"It's prefanity, dude. Trust me, soon it will be a worse insult than cuntburglar - just wait and see"
prefanity by sick_puppy July 22, 2009

profanitarian

A person who uses and\cr celebrates the use of profanity as a tool of language.
George Carlin was a profanitarian who became famous for examining language and censorship in society and the media, notably observing the "7 Dirty Words You Can't Say on television".