Legal Pedophile

A person in his late 20's or older who is dating a minor aged 16-18 years old.

- "Can you believe that Dave is dating a 16 year old... what a sick bastard."
- "Well, it's still over the age of consent, he's not breaking any laws..."
- "Still fucked up, he's a legal pedophile... but hey, better that than an 18-year old dating a fucking 100-year old..."

by DruggedBabyPenguin November 26, 2020

Pregophile

Someone who actively seeks out pregnant women to date, have sex with and then dump after they have a child.

Chris: Where are you going?

Ryan: I'm going to Motherhood Maternity at the mall to pickup chicks.

Chris: That's just wrong, you Pregophile.

by The One™ November 10, 2009

podophilia

A person who is sexually obsessed with feet in some kind of way foot fetish

Man, that girl's feet are so hot I could just have sex with them alone!

by ronnie May 13, 2005

Reverse Pedophile

A minor who is mainly or only interested in people over the age of 18. There is no limit to how much older that person might be. It can be a 15 year old diggin' on a 20 year old, or 16 on 30, whatever the case, they try to seduce people older than them.

That 14 year old was such a Reverse Pedophile. I just turned 18, I can't be messing around with that.

by planonpuke March 8, 2011

sweating like a pedophile at a wiggles concert

Sweating. Alot

laura: OMG Mr Edmonds sweats alot
robert: it's gross
jarrod: Yeah he is sweating like a pedophile at a wiggles concert

by fleur de Borris September 19, 2009

Reverse Pedophile

The opposite of a pedophile. A minor who stalks or catfishes adults, but bypasses trouble because of their age. They are on their way to being a sex offender, just wait a few more years.

Me: Can we trade brothers, I need mine out of the house.
Friend: Why?
Me: My brother is a reverse pedophile.
Friend: A what?
Me: He created a fake tindr account to get nudes of people, and he's only 11
Friend: Eww
Me: I'm going to be an adult soon please kill me

by FlametheSeraph January 31, 2019

spiritual paedophile

a psychologically highly developed person who takes an interest in a less developed member of the opposite sex.

this phenomenon may result in a relationship after a guidance period.

our headmaster's a spiritual paedophile - he's taken the sports teacher under his wing... i think he's planning on taking her under his desk, as well

by geek.neo May 5, 2010