to pleasure oneself while deferring action of another task.
replacing a responsible and necessary action with masturbation.
replacing a responsible and necessary action with masturbation.
while conducting research online for school work, eddie quickly began to procrasturbate when a pornographic website suddenly took his attention in another direction.
by pezlikecandy June 20, 2011
(v) To waste time pleasuring oneself.
Background: Term coined by Bernard Bangwanger to accurately describe his daily activities.
Background: Term coined by Bernard Bangwanger to accurately describe his daily activities.
by Branden Hart October 20, 2004
Whilst I was urgently required to complete a report I did not want to work on, I was also in need of dishonorable discharge. So I started to procrasturbate.
by BoredMiner April 23, 2009
Procrastinating by masturbating, that's when you have to do something and you just start jacking off instead.
'' Stop procrasturbating everytime and start thinking of getting your shit done, dude.''
'' Procrasturbation is my hobby ''
'' Procrasturbation is my hobby ''
-Hey man did you write your paper yet?
-Well I was about to start it, but instead I looked at porn and spent the whole afternoon procrasturbating.
-Well I was about to start it, but instead I looked at porn and spent the whole afternoon procrasturbating.
by Al Kareem Jamal July 22, 2009
by Joe the Philosopher November 25, 2009
I had a bunch of science homework but before I knew it I had a massive boner and then before I knew it I was procrasturbating.
by illusion of the pants April 19, 2010