Procrastipainting

The act of doing absolutely anything other than starting your DIY paint project.

“Honey, you need to stop procrastipainting and actually paint that bedroom like you said you would!”

“Those swatches have been taped to our kitchen wall for over 3 months now. Don't procrastipaint away another weekend.”

by Glidden November 28, 2018

Procrastinol

A yet to be created mass produced drug, designed to keep individuals in a constant state of inactivity whilst simultaneously enthusing about their potential future.

I tried Prozac but I like Procrastinol better. It's way less busy.

by Poopwords January 8, 2019

procrastishower

a shower used to procrastinate from a certian activite particuarlly homework

Wyoming: I think I shall take a procrastishower then read A Farwell to Arms

Graci Jo: Yeah sounds like a good idea me too!

by G Jo February 17, 2006

Procrastipacking

When you know you are leaving on a trip a few days in advance, yet you put off packing till minutes before you leave.

Sometimes used as a tool to increase stress to make sure you don't forget anything important

David: Dude, did you hear Isaac isn't even packed yet?
Chris: Yeah dude, he told me that he still has a pile of dirty laundry to do, and the bus leaves in 2 hours!
David: Yeah no kidding, looks like he will be in for some procrastipacking

by Markus Lullman April 24, 2011

procrastipooping

The act of using the bathroom in order to avoid responsibilities and obligations.

Unrelated to the term procrastipoop.

I've reached a new low. I'm procrastipooping so I don't have to write my lit crit essay.

by IntroLingFreshie February 12, 2014

procrastigoogling

The act of Googling anything -- celebrity gossip, your own name, or how to get the smell of baby vomit out of your couch -- in order to avoid doing the computer work you're supposed to be doing.

Why aren't you done with that script yet? Oh! You were procrastigoogling again, weren't you?

by joz21 May 15, 2014

Procrastipoop

The act of holding ones bowels for an extended period of time in order to finish a task (usually video games).

Example 1:
"I procrastipooped for 9 rounds of search and destroy and nearly shit myself in the way to the bathroom".

Example 2:

"I was so into minecraft that I procrastipooped for 6 hours strait"

by SeniorWhopperPants February 18, 2012