procrastibate

to sexually play with ones self to avoid working

engaging in procrastibation
he procrastibated too much before the exam
stop procrastibating

by minirollsrule May 2, 2010

procrastinate

To put off from day to day.

by LarstaiT November 7, 2003

procrastinate

Here are some definitions on procrastination: 1)

10 things why I procrastinate: 1)

by P huNgy October 31, 2003

Procrastibate

Masturbating with over an hours worth of hw on the desk in front of you and a pencil/pen/calculator in your other hand

I procrastibate on my math text book so frequently that it doesn't open anymore

by Pedophile93 November 8, 2011

Procrastidating

The process of procrastinating through superficial use of Tinder (including lots of browsing and chatting).

Oh man I should be studying for my end of year exam but I've just been on Tinder procrastidating all day...

by HA92 November 17, 2014

procrastindate

Verb. The act of using Tinder as a means of procrastinating.
Procrastindating is similar to procrasturbating, although it is marginally closer to actual dating.

A: Damn it, why all the fine honeys gotta appear when this dissertation is due tomorrow?
B: Bro, you're gonna fail if you just procrastindate all day.

by ItsAadam January 12, 2015

procrastibater

The act of masturbating, while procrasternating.

Jim: HI mrs. Smith, is Joey home?
Mrs. Smith: yes he is, but he's grounded, I caught him being a procrastibater

by The_jet_man October 28, 2015