procrastabation

The art of not doing your paper and instead looking at pron on the internet and masterbating to it

procrastabation stopped me from doing my english paper

by Wcoop3 February 25, 2010

procrastamasturbator

Someone who puts off the act of masturbation until they are about to explode with sexual tension.

Dude that's your second rape charge this week. if you weren't such a procrastamasturbator you probably wouldn't have a problem controlling yourself.

by Franko Franks April 14, 2005

Procrastasexing

The act of procrastination by engaging in any sexual act.

Procrastasexing is when a woman needs to finish her presentation for tomorrow's big business meeting, and instead calls her husband and tells him she will be home early from work and ends the conversation and phone call "If you know what I mean."

Any time any college student has a presentation, essay or any final project or test due and they have a either a significant other or fuck buddy they will always Procrastasex.

A student studying abroad claiming the need for an "intercultural experience" which supersedes the three essays they already have extensions on and will almost always end up procrastasexing.

by waitingfortheratrace June 20, 2011

Procrastakeener

Pronunciation: \prə-ˈkras-tə-ˈkēn-er\
Function: Verb
Etymology: Lutzer
Date: 2010

-verb; an individual who embodies the dual function of being both a postponer, while simultaneously being marked with intellectual quickness and acuity.

Example 1:
Lutzer is a procrastakeener.

Example 2:
Lutzer: "I'm a procrastakeener".

by the dunner June 23, 2010

procrastitexting

The act of starting a conversation over text message instead of doing homework.

I didn't finish my homework last night because I was procrastitexting

by José Wanahumpalota November 7, 2011

Procrastacoitus

Procrastacoitus
n. Latin. derived from procrastinus (for tomorrow) and coitus (to copulate) of modern Anglo-Australian roots

The act of procrastinating by engaging in sexual activity when one should be performing tasks of less enjoyment but greater importance.

Boy: I don't want to study anymore, its boring.
Girl: Me neither, wanna kill some time doing adult activities?

Boy: Hells yeah!
Girl: Come here tiger...

Next minute the two are engaged in procrastacoitus

by Studied-out June 18, 2013

Procrastamating

(Verb) The act of having sex instead of doing something more important.

"Is it really procrastamating if the alternative is studying for an anatomy test?"

"I don't feel like doing this paper. Babe, let's procrastamate."

by MarkFredo November 14, 2013