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procrasticleaning

The urge to clean one's room, bathroom, or workspace fully knowing that something far more important must be done in the near future because "it needed to be cleaned." Usually occurs just before studying for a big test, writing a paper, or beginning some other undesirable yet significant task. Often justified by rationalizing, "at least I'm not being lazy."
I know I've gotta study for my math midterm on Wednesday, but I couldn't possibly do it in a messy room - looks like it's time for some procrasticleaning.
by jspot January 5, 2009
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Procrastination

No, seriously. Get back to work. Now. You're procrastinating. I know it. You looked on the definition of 'Procrastination'. You must be doing it. Go. NOW.
by Lucio Soph August 30, 2010
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Procrastibating

Masturbating to pass the time when putting off an event or responsibility.
No, sorry. I didn't finish my homework. I was too busy procrastibating.
by Aaronface September 22, 2009
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Procrastivapers

Pro·cras·ti·vapers
PEOPLE who puts off doing anything to VAPE before doing it.🔥💨
🔥 Ronnie, Vincent and Ernesto are constant Procrastivapers
by ClassicRonnie November 27, 2019
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Coitus Procrastination

The act of thinking about football, soccer, golf, dead puppies, your mom etc etc during sexual intercourse causing a disruption in your exitement level and thus, not cumming as fast as you normally would (i.e. 1 minute)
Joe- I was about to cum while having sex with my girlfriend, but i had to resort to coitus procrastination since it had only been 45 seconds since penetration.

Mark- Awesome bro! I will start coitus procrastinating from now on!!

Pablo- Que? No el inglishh
by MrPollo2010 February 23, 2010
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procasturbation

"Procasturbation cost me an A in the class"

"I'm procasturbating this paper."
by guavanator!!! March 29, 2009
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procrastivape

pro·cras·ti·vape

To put off doing anything to VAPE. 💨
🔥 I gotta PROCRASTIVAPE real quick before we watch the movie💨
by ClassicRonnie November 27, 2019
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