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Presidential Hand Job 

When she tugs so hard, she nearly pulls it off you. Similar to the hand shakes of the 45th President.

aka PHJ
'How's that new girl of yours?'
'She hot and all but only gives Presidential Hand Jobs.'
Presidential Hand Job by MeltStuff February 16, 2017

presidential toupe 

Styling of one's pubic hair to mimic the fashion of our current President's orange 'do
Man, did you see the presidential toupee sticking out of her bathing suit?!

presidential comb over

When the president deals with a problem by sweeping it under the rug.
Trump is dealing with the problem of his ties to Russia by giving it a presidential comb over.

presidential shit

Acceptionally good marijuana. More commonly the certian breed of Kush.
Ayo, i got sum of that presidential shit! What we smokin on?
presidential shit by Amanda231 April 26, 2006

Presidential IQ requirement 

A strongly needed requirement that would formally require a US Presidential candidate to have an IQ of at least 85.
Clearly the Presidential IQ requirement would keep the Moron in Chief from being re-elected.

presidential blowjob

When you're getting a blow job and the girl deepthroats while sticking a finger up your ass.
It was my birthday last night so Natasha gave me one of them presidential blowjobs. Walked funny for a bit though.