pressed ham on glass

When an individual, or a group of individuals, press their naked buttocks against a window, preferably a restaurant or somewhere where there are many patrons to shock.

Did you see the faces of the diners at the coffee shop when they saw Joe's pressed ham on glass?

by Sammy the hammy May 28, 2006

push present

n. A gift (usually of high quality) given to a mother by the father of a newborn baby.

Before they brought the baby home from the hospital, John gave Jane a diamond bracelet as a push present.

by Stilgar January 4, 2009

Atheist Children Get Presents Day

Christmas; Hanukkah.

A winter celebration for non-believers where you gather together with friends and family and score some good loot off your parents.

I asked my mom to get me a new ipod for Atheist Children Get Presents Day.

You want to come over for Atheist Children Get Presents Day dinner? We're lighting the hanukkah bush!

by Cate B February 12, 2009

Pocket presence

A quarterback is said to have good pocket presence if he:

--Is able to sense when the pocket is closing in around him while simultaneously looking for open receivers

--Knows when and where to move within the pocket

--(Most importantly) Maintains composure in the pocket while under pressure

Good pocket presence separates decent quarterbacks from great quarterbacks.

by cajunchick February 27, 2010

Pressed

When someone is getting angry or mad at another’s actions.

“Why’s she getting so pressed about not winning the basketball game”

by JohnnyTheSaviour August 9, 2019

Herro Prease

The Chinese stereotype used in South Park when Cartman and Butters try to get into a "top secret" conversation with a Chinese man they believe to be in on a "conspiracy" against the US.

*walk into the restaurant*
China man: Can i help you?
Cartman: Herro Prease. Me and my chinese friend would like a table at this restaurant.
Butters: Herro Prease

by pseudonympsycho March 4, 2009

lightly pressed

At the point right before you are drunk, but definitely passed being buzzed.

Mitch: "You drunk yet Jack?!"
Jack: "Im feeling lightly pressed right now. Give me another beer or two."

by Yoloswag1994 May 17, 2014