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Fire And Butthole Preacher

A Preacher that rails against the sin of sodomy and proclaims a curse of flames coming out of the practitioners Butthole (Rectum)
Phrase inspired by a famous but hard to find monlogue / Prophecy by Pastor James David Manning - ATLAH Church - Harlem NYC.

Search 'Game of Manning: Flaming Buttholes for Sodomites' in YouTube for probably the only complete (or near complete) copy of this monologue.
I was watching some Pastor on YouTube and he was saying stuff like :

..."and preacher , if you a sodomite - If ya don't ask God to heal ya, you'll have a flame coming out of your butthole - you'll need asbetsos diapers to stop the flames burning a hole in your trousers. Thus sayeth God almighty"

And I thought to myself - sure enough He's A fire and butthole Preacher !
by Devlin Dogue May 10, 2018
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Prosperity Preacher

Prosperity preachers preach in mega-churches. Their motives range from being highly suspect to downright unscrupulous.
Him: Can you believe Joel Osteen didn't open his church during that hurricane in Texas?
Me: What do you expect from a prosperity preacher
by Siouxsie Supertramp May 8, 2020
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preacherboy

PreacherBoy rox my sox
by JCnerd March 23, 2004
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Preacher

A not generally society accepted to make a job, these sort of people come to your door and try and piss you off into joining the lord, they are mainly called Emma and also they hide in the libraries looking for the holy relics
Knock at the door
Me: ffs it’s another preacher

Emma: are you interested in joining the lord
Me: piss off
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Preacher's Seat

A painful dive which is executed by jumping off a diving board and raising both legs directly in front of you, such that they are completely horizontal when you hit the water, and placing your hands together in the prayer position while bowing your head.
Ricky won the big splash contest by executing a flawless Preacher's Seat!
by The Painfull Diver August 3, 2009
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Prechase

To drink your chaser (pop, juice,ext.) before you take a shot
why the hell do you prechase grey goose?
by orange hairs October 15, 2008
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street preacher

Street preacher aka street prankster (alternative name)
They can often be found on street corners talking freaky stuff about the lord and repentance and amusing , sometimes annoying , the general public
Street preacher: Hey young man , you don't want to go go hell
General crowd: WTF , LOL
by G8666 January 3, 2020
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