planking

Parkour for people who can't move fast

Jimmy: Did you see that pic of Ben planking on a police car?
Matt: Yeah, I lol'd when I saw it. I heard Ben's too slow to parkour.
Jimmy: Lol yeah, I heard that too. But planking is still as chill.

by TehChingsta June 14, 2011

Planking

Probably the most stupid thing you will ever see in this world. If you see something stupider than that, you can kill yourself. Planking is recognized by some as a "sport", -which I say, if they insist calling it a sport, then it's gotta be the only sport americans can practice.-

It consists in one dumb moron laying down with his face on the floor. Believe it or not, one person got killed while practicing this "sport".

Matt: Hey Steve, have you seen the pictures of me planking?
Steve: Of you doing what?
Matt: Planking! Here, check it out.
<shows the pics>
Steve: Big deal, dude. That's what I do every night to sleep.

by Guilherme133 July 9, 2011

planking

When one proceeds to lie flat on a dangerous/unusual surface, with their hands by their sides. A photo is then taken of the planker, and posted online. It is a competition to plank in the most unusual/dangerous place. People have died planking - yet it is still an internet craze. Its fucking stupid.

Dude, did you see that guy lying on top of that 8 storey high pole?

Yeah man, he was planking.

Oh. Get a photo before he fell?

by jahhman23 June 19, 2011

Pralking

Profile stalking on social networking sites, especially when done to an ex's page.

Tim: Man, don't tell me you're pralking your ex-girlfriend's facebook again.

Joseph: No, I am pralking my ex-boyfriend's page.

Tim: Right, bi. Sorry I forgot

Joseph: Tis cool, homes!

by JizzLiquorJamLemon July 8, 2010

Prancing sissy finger

An imbredd-ed log splitter type of hillbilly,who's uncanny ability to sense his younger sister's period and commences his middle finger to flutter and take action.

Jilly's obviously on the rag ,being the fact she's wearing one sock,that her brother Mudd's finger began to flutter into what is known as a Prancing sissy finger;

by Lard sodapop December 19, 2017

Prinking

Pre-Drinking

The act in which one cosumes alchohol prior to attending an event at which alcholic beverages may or may not be served. Often popular with university or college students who can't afford to buy to many drinks at a bar or high school kids who plan to attend events such as dances.

Also shortened to 'Prinks.'

Man 1: "Are you coming to the club tonight?"

Man 2: "Yeah, but i'm prinking at John's before; i'm running low on cash."

by wmwxqf March 15, 2009

Planking

The internet craze that is sweeping the nation. Planking is for people who travel, are not athletic in any way, and who want to be noticed on the internet. It is the most disgraceful trend humanity has ever allowed themselves to do.

Ben: "Hey, I saw your planking pose on youtube, where were you?"
Kyle: "Oh, just on the Seattle Space Needle"
Ben: "Kyle, planking is for dumb faggots who aren't athletic, but their IQ is about the same number as their shoe size."

by Americanfather1953 July 18, 2011