Damper than a Pamper

A much more cringey way to say "Moister than an Oyster".

Me: "Girl, you're moister than an oyster."
Girl: "Ewwww omg, I hate that word!"
Me: "Then you're damper than a pamper."
Girl: "I'M CALLING THE POLICE!!"

by Bigge3 July 30, 2017

plampitate

a word that can be used in the place of any noun or verb(usually dirty words) such words that can be replaced by plampitate are snog, kiss, hump, and rub

Man 1 : O man me and jessica decided we were gonna plampitate last night
Man 2 : was she any good?

by Matt_Lyons September 22, 2007

Parmp

1. The distilled essence of a supafarkenpumpinggoodtime.
2. What happens when Pablo Escobar and Ebeneezer Goode are invited to a party.
3. What ravers do at raves.

He was dishing the parmp out real real nice and hard.
Charlie Sheen is a casualty of the parmp.

by thatbloke June 6, 2011

pamphilon

Sweet taco vendor down the street from me.

Dude, that pamphilon will do anything for $5. Chicken soft taco and a handjob, that's a great deal.

by sweettony March 15, 2014

PLAMP

Pandemic Life and Music Party

Can also be used as a verb (example: PLAMPing), meaning the act of dancing, raging, sitting, etc. in your quarantine cave while live-streaming DJ sets and musical performances by your favorite artists.

Chaz: Yooooo bro... whatchu up to this weekend??
Robby: PLAMPing hard bro. LFG bro. White claws all day broooooo.
Chaz: Yes, broooooooooooo.

by GragnolaBar April 26, 2020

pampass grass

If you have a pampass grass in your front garden it means your a swinger and you may get a knock on your front door.......

Hi babe thats a great pampass grass you have there fancy swapping something?

by Haz666 March 9, 2018

Russian Pamphlet

When you spit in her pussy, and proceed to stick a piece of paper inside the vagina and light it on fire

Yesterday I got so turnt that I tried the Russian Pamphlet

by analplug December 4, 2019