When a guy is having sex and pulls out in the middle of ejaculating and leaves part of his load inside and part outside.
Guy: "Last night I was banging this chick and short-poured her"
Girl: "I have to go get the morning after pill because I got short-poured last night"
Guy: "See that beautiful woman over there? I'm going to short-pour her tonight"
Girl: "I have to go get the morning after pill because I got short-poured last night"
Guy: "See that beautiful woman over there? I'm going to short-pour her tonight"
by Mike the Machine November 13, 2016

by Kim in April 23, 2021

P1: "How did Billy end up in the hospital?"
P2: "He snuck into the panda exhibit at the zoo."
P1: "Why the hell did he do that?"
P2: "It was a pour decision."
P2: "He snuck into the panda exhibit at the zoo."
P1: "Why the hell did he do that?"
P2: "It was a pour decision."
by Russell Hell November 15, 2009

is a condition in which the sufferer has frequent watery, loose bowel movements after a long night of drinking heavily. In College Life , pouring tea is the most common cause of death among unsuspecting roommates, killing more than 1.5 million per year. Also Commonly known as pissing out your asshole.
After a long night of drinking red bull and vodka Mac was pouring tea all over his roommates bathroom.
by Nicholas M. September 14, 2006

Excuse me waiter, but this glass of wine you served me is half empty. Could I please have a real pour? Thanks.
by Couch Pig February 10, 2018

by Ice Beam December 28, 2017

4 Botterill pours and you are unconscious
He went for the fourth Botterill pour; at that point we grabbed him a pillow and let him sleep it off
by Tonkatoythom September 22, 2021
