Short-Pour

When a guy is having sex and pulls out in the middle of ejaculating and leaves part of his load inside and part outside.

Guy: "Last night I was banging this chick and short-poured her"

Girl: "I have to go get the morning after pill because I got short-poured last night"

Guy: "See that beautiful woman over there? I'm going to short-pour her tonight"

by Mike the Machine November 13, 2016

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al pour

An Al Pour is when you fill you wine glass to the brim.

Is that the good wine? Give me an Al Pour!

by Kim in April 23, 2021

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Pour Decision

Decisions made while drunk. They usually end poorly.

Made famous by the Real McKenzies song.

P1: "How did Billy end up in the hospital?"
P2: "He snuck into the panda exhibit at the zoo."
P1: "Why the hell did he do that?"
P2: "It was a pour decision."

by Russell Hell November 15, 2009

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Pouring Tea

is a condition in which the sufferer has frequent watery, loose bowel movements after a long night of drinking heavily. In College Life , pouring tea is the most common cause of death among unsuspecting roommates, killing more than 1.5 million per year. Also Commonly known as pissing out your asshole.

After a long night of drinking red bull and vodka Mac was pouring tea all over his roommates bathroom.

by Nicholas M. September 14, 2006

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